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Beth
Agnew
Beth has been a writer all her life. A career in military
telecommunications immersed her in the world of technology, so it
only made sense to become a technical writer upon leaving the service.
An exuberant curiosity about simply everything drew Beth into writing
magazine articles, marketing communications, and broadcasting among
other pursuits. Multimedia writing was a natural progression, and
teaching technical communication to college students soon followed.
Beth is currently on the Faculty of Seneca College in Toronto,
and freelances. Her personal interests include raising alpacas,
singing, quilting, and building an extensive library.
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Phil
Atkinson
Phil looks a lot like Lenin. The picture to the right is of course
Lenin and not Phil Atkinson. This picture should not be confused
with Phil Atkinson even though he looks exactly the same.
Phil has got years of experience in documentation, interface design,
multimedia authoring and many other things that Max (aka Mike Bygrave)
doesn't understand.
He has been a technical author for the last seven years (at the
same company as Max, who's also joined the Documentation team),
and before that he was a data entry clerk.
Phil supports Arsenal (mainly to annoy Max). He used to ride mountain
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Bailey
I live in Birmingham, Alabama, about 15 miles, apparently, from Dan Wise, though we've never met nor conversed. (Small world, eh?) After some college-age meanderings, I hit upon Tech Writing as a profession and have been going strong in it for 13 years now. In early 2001 I ended a 7-year tenure at a terrific job in the computer industry, opting for a similar job in the construction services industry that paid considerably more. (The biggest downer about not job-hopping is annual merit raises usually don't keep up with the raises job-hopping can provide...sigh.) However, things look great here and I hope for another extended run.
BIO 2.0: That “extended run” turned out to be an abbreviated walk that ended after 14 months in a downsizing. It sucks when you have a 90% market share…you can’t get revenue from new clients so you have to scramble to earn a living.
Anyway, after a 3 month stretch of unemployment and job-hunting, which at the time was painful but in retrospect wasn’t as bad as it might have been, I found work writing doc for software used by healthcare providers and insurers. I’ve been here 4+ years thus far, surviving numerous layoffs and even one sellout of the entire company. While I’m a bit burned out over some aspects of the job, other aspects keep it worth keeping. Plus, I hate even the idea of job-hunting, let alone the actual doing it.
Though here on TechComm I’ve a reputation for being a sexually-obsessed asshole, in reality I’m (sadly) one of those “nice guys” who luckily is happily married. We have a 9 year old daughter who is hearing impaired but have no other children.
While I admit I'm outspoken and like to keep digging at specific issues perhaps a bit longer than I should, I'm really more of a Moderate than either of the two extremes. If I lean one way, though, it's to the right. However, I have too much heart to toe the literal Libertarian line.
I collect the Disorder line of clothing, which saw some popularity in the early 90s but is hard to find today. I’m a huge Phil Hendrie fan and have accumulated more than 17GB of his comedy bits. I’m also a big fan of April Winchell (daughter of Paul Winchell (the voice of Tigger)) and collect her comedy bits.
Age:43
Turn-ons: Indie music, audio books (especially text-to-speech conversion), SF, the Internet, softball, anime, sudoku (which I’ve heard originally was developed in the USA), sweet liqueurs, travel (especially in Michigan), and wanton women (of course).
Turn-offs: Mostly the same as before: "new" music (R&B, new rap, hip-hop, boy bands/girl bands (or other corporate music), and anything like Limp Bizkit), political and religious extremism.
Favourite movies: LOTR, SW 1-6, Hellblazer, Banzai! (on G4 TV), Princess Mononoke, Dragonball Z (it's not a movie, but so what), Space: 1999 (neither is this), Monty Python & the Holy Grail, and most flicks with any of the following actors: Uma Thurman, Emma Thompson, and Helena Bonham-Carter.
Favourite music: Sarah McLachlan, Susan Robkin, Jewel, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, U2, Queensryche, non-recent Depeche Mode, Happy Rhodes, Rollins Band, Deathcab for Cutie, The Cure, and more
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Jim Barrow
Born: 12 lbs at birth
Location: Chino Hills, California
Education: BA, Media Psychology
First Job: Los Angeles Times (student reporter)
Turn-ons: Twilight, Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano
Turn-offs: Political correctness
Favorite Movies: The Bad Seed, Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers, What About Bob?
Favorite Bands: XTC, Oingo Boingo, Thomas Dolby
Favorite Music: Punk. New Wave, Alternative
Hobbies: Traveling, cars, roller coasters
Favorite Sport: Baseball
What I’m Playing: Microsoft Flight Simulator X, World of Warcraft
Favorite Cities: Vienna, Prague
Favorite Country: China
Favorite Breakfast: Pop-Tarts
Favorite TV shows: Bob Newhart, MST3K, David Letterman, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Dream On, Black Adder, One Foot in the Grave
Favorite Cartoons: The Tick, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Duckman, Dr. Katz, South Park
Favorite Author: Stephen R. Donaldson
Favorite Food: Bangers and mash with leek and cider gravy
Favorite Wine: 1996 Lafite-Rothschild
Favorite Beer: Trappist Westvleteren 12
Favorite Coffee: The Island of St Helena Coffee Company Napoleon’s Estate
Favorite Vacation Destination: Walt Disney World
Favorite Spot: Ghirardelli Square, San Francisco, California
On My To Do List: Fly a MiG
Motto: "Fortune favors the bold"
Pet peeve: Bad drivers
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| John
Bell
I've had many jobs and many job titles, but the one that seems
to fit the best is Technical Writer. I stumbled on this profession
quite accidentally when I was offered a job as "Technical Editor"
at Eastman Kodak Company. At first I thought it was a hoax, as I
hadn't even applied for the job. A telegram (who sends those anymore?)
showed up with a job offer. It turns out that a VP at EKC wanted
to get a student intern for their tech pubs department and called
one of his professor buddies at my college (Rochester Institute
of Technology), who recommended me. I worked through that summer
as an intern, and liked the job so much that I continued as a contract
tech writer throughout my senior year. The contracts paid so much
that I was able to buy a computer (a CompuColor II with a whopping
32 KB of RAM!) and actually graduated with money in my pocket.
Back then Kodak wasn't hiring. They were actually just a few months
away from their first layoffs in corporate history. So I turned
down a stack of guaranteed writing contacts to take a standard job
with paychecks and benefits at Konishiroku Photo, now known as simply
as Konica. I worked as a photographic engineer doing technical support,
analytic chemistry, computer programming, training, and yes some
tech writing. In the 7+ years I was there I have to say I was NEVER
bored.
I moved to Virginia 15 or so years ago and have been a full time
tech writer ever since. I have been a lone writer, one writer among
many, and been the manager. All of these several times over. In
addition to my writing, I have also dabbled in programming, technical
support, and customer training. I feel that all of these have helped
to improve my writing skills.
Direct customer contact really opens your eyes to what tech writing
is really about.
Favorites: reading, listening to music (60s, some 70s),
roller coasters, OS X, Boston Celtics (I'm not just a fan, I'm an
owner!).
Turn offs: slow drivers, Windows (the faux operating system,
not the clear panes of processed sand), and low stock prices.
Family: Married with 3 kids: Matthew (http://homepage.mac.com/tempusfugitive/),
Jessica
(http://homepage.mac.com/JessicaSkate/),
and Scott
(http://homepage.mac.com/BaseScottBall/).
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| Roger
Bell
I live in the Atlanta metro area and am a Georgia native. After
15 years in teaching at public schools, I expanded my part-time
tax business to a low income full-time business. Later, I entered
the world of computers as a computer hardware stress tester (I jumped
up and down on the boards until they failed), and then moved into
technical writing. I've been a technical writer for about 12 years
as of late 2001. I moved from computer hardware documentation to
software documentation in early 2000.
I have a B.A. from Mercer University in Macon, GA, with a double
major in political science and history. I almost had a minor in
philosophy also. I have a M.Ed. in secondary education from the
University of Georgia. Go Dawgs!
I am neither an introvert or an extrovert...just normal, I guess
personality-wise.
Age: 54 (aged and wise)
Turn-ons and hobbies: Time spent with my partner, my Christian
faith, overseas travel (especially alone), movies, Steely Dan music
and rock and roll, time at the beach, discussing politics, beer,
a fine cup of coffee, relaxing evenings with friends.
Turn-offs: Anyone with BO, die-hard ditto heads and political
statists (right or left), cold weather, bigots, and the political
correctness police.
Favorite movies: The Sheltering Sky, anything by Alfred Hitchcock,
thillers, Lord of the Flies, Memento, and the Star Trek movie series.
Favorite TV shows: CSI, Law and Order, Seinfeld, Star Trek
Voyager, Enterprise, The Agency, Will and Grace, and Frasier.
Favorite popstar: None. I am unimpressed by fame, wealth,
or the snobbery that often goes with both.
Favorite food: Stilton cheese
Favorite wine: Any fresh Italian Chanti
Favorite beer: Grants Perfect Porter
Favorite coffee: Tanzanian Peaberry
Favorite vacation destination: Paris
Motto: "Decaf espresso...what's the point?"
Homepages: http://personal.atl.bellsouth.net/atl/r/b/rbell2/
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Age: Go ahead, ask him -- I dare you!
Turn-ons: sunsets, long walks in the rain, piercing random
body parts
Turn-offs: Almost everybody
Favourite movies: Apocalypse Now, Cyrano de Bergerac, True
Romance and Leon
Favourite popstar: Britney Sp-- well, duh!
Pet peeve: Strangers tugging on his eyebrow ring
Motto: Live hard, die young, leave an inebriated corpse |
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André M. Jean Cornellier was born Québec, but through a series of random events has been confined to Europe from many years, where he goes by the codename “John”.
While working as a software programmer, he volunteered to write some documentation, and when his boss said “what, you actually like doing this?” a tech writer was born.
A desire to return Québec combined with the lack of a decent roadmap has led to a number of international moves (Europe actually being made up of several different countries) including Germany, England, France, Norway, and England, again. Hobbies apart from lurking in TechComm including random number generation and the study of entropy. |
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I am a country songwriter trying to get published.
My lyrics fit the melodies I play on the guitar. I am interested
in collaboration because sometimes I get stuck on the hook line
e.g. choruses, have no problem coming up with the concepts and verses.
Why this name?
Don't play with a band anymore. Just me and my guitar and my songs.
Do you play live?
Used to.
How, do you think, does the internet (or
mp3) change the music industry?
More opportunities probably. More connections. Greater accessability.
Would you still sign a record contract with
a major label?
Duh!!
Band History:
24 years of songwriting, that's all.
Your influences?
Old standard country and southern rock.
Favorite spot?
Smoky mountains in eastern TN..
Equipment used:
Don't use.
Anything else...?
Ready to learn and do what I gotta' do to get my songs published
and recorded. Been puttin' this off for too much time, too many
years!!!
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/danemory.htm |
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Terie Garrison
I have been writing ever since, well, they started teaching me how as a small child. But seriously, I've known since I was about 10 years old that I wanted to be a writer when I grew up.
Currently, I work as a senior-level technical writer for a software company. In my spare time, I write fiction, mostly for teenagers. I am also a dedicated member of the South Manchester Writers Workshop.
A native San Diegan, I moved to Manchester, UK, in 2000, where I enjoy listening to English accents, driving on the left, and experiencing weather.
Oh, and in case you're wondering, I haven't grown up yet.
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What can I say about myself? What matters?
For starters, I'm currently living in Augusta, GA, working for
a company that provides software for the community banking industry.
Despite no financial background. I'm quickly learning to fake it.
I think that's rampant around here.
Originally - well, that's the wrong word: I've been everywhere,
so there's no "original" home. I was born in Panama City,
FL, and I've pretty much been in hot water ever since. We moved
around a lot - my father wasn't military; he just hated to stay
in one place for very long (generally speaking, we'd move every
two years). Somehow, we landed in Texas, and in my first nine
years, we lived in three different towns and a million different
houses. Then we decided to move to Alabama, where most of my father's
family lived. I guess that's the closest thing to "orginally"
as I get.
You'd think that all that moving around would have made me want
to stay in one place, but that didn't happen. I went to Tennesse,
moved back to Alabama, and then back to Tennessee before landing
in Augusta - most of that time was spent in various academic pursuits.
I did actually complete two
degrees: a bachelor's in math and English, and a master's in English
(and left a master's in math unfinished, but that's what happens
when you're booted out). I found tech writing while pursuing that
English degree. Tech writing is my passion, although it seems to
have a love/hate feeling toward me. Right now, it seems to be liking
me just fine.
Other details? Well, I have graced the world by not passing on
my genes yet (I already take up enough room), nor have I ruined
the life of any women by offering her a ring. I do drive a Saturn,
and most people think I'm from outerspace. I also have a dog, a
shih-tzu named Murphy. He thinks he's a cat. The great stability
in my life is my TV and my computer, but I have
given either a name yet, so I think I'm safe.
Name: Jeff Hanvey
Location: Augusta, GA
DOB: 02/28/71
Turn-ons: I'm always "off"
Turn-offs: stupidity, writing bios, people who
think I was born close to leap year.
Favorite stars/movies: I'd watch anything Patrick
Stewart was in. My favorite movies include The Shawshank Redemption,
The Matrix, Star Wars, and The Lord of The Rings.
Favorite TV shows: Star Trek: The Next Generation,
Star Gate.
Favorite music: A variety. I usually like guitar-driven
rock.
Favorite food: Chocolate (Did I score any points,
Denise?)
Favorite beer: Uhg, no thanks. I prefer Jack-n-Coke,
a maguerita, or brandy-n-dr pepper (don't ask).
Favorite coffee: Very sweet (although Cafe Expresso
at Borders has an *incredible* Caramel Mocha).
Favorite vacation destination: Give me a beach
and a blanket. And I'll be a beached whale.
Favorite Author: Stephen King (read me on alt.books.stephen-king
as jewahe)
Recently on my nightstand: I just finished Stephen
King's The Tommyknocker, and bought Frank Herbert's Dune to read
next.
Breakfast: Mmmmm....doughnuts.
Food and drink: I love tea (sweatened and strong), and I'm a meat-n-potatoes
sort of guy.
Actor to play me in my life story: Everyone thinks
I look like Newman from Seinfield. You'd think that'd be motivation
to lose weight.
Hobbies: Vegitating in front of the TV.
Things I'd like to accomplish eventually: Move
Annoying habits: I'm too serious, and my sense
of humor is terrible.
Stuff you should know about me in case we get into one of
those endless tech-comm debates: I hate personal attacks,
and I never research anything. Also, just because I use the handle
"jewahe" doesn't mean I'm jewish - it's just the first
two letters of my first, middle, and last name (well, I change the
a to an e because "jewaha" just didn't have a ring to
it).
Motto: If you can't complain, you're not trying
hard enough.
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| Shelly
Hazard
Shelly Hazard - aka Shel
I'm a technical writer and I hang out here - what more do you need to
know?
Oh, the details....
Born, raised, and still living in Massachusetts, I'm married but have no kids - except for the four-footed kind, and the dog feels very out-numbered by the cats. Age -wise, I'm about in the middle of the Techcomm group, and I've been working as a Tech Writer long enough to know my stuff.
Even though cool gadgets rate high on my list of toys and I have a very technical background, but I won't admit to being a geek. I have an inquisitive nature, piquing my interest is easy; however, holding my attention is much harder.
For fun, I love games - roleplaying, board, and card in particular. I love books, especially science fiction and fantasy, and movies. There aren't many sci-fi movies that I've missed in the past (a lot) of years. Puzzles have been a passion since I was a child - I run a popular puzzle site, http://www.puzzlersparadise.com/ at which you can play logic
puzzles online.
I also love handcrafts - needlework, cross stitch, and quilting
especially. And yes, this will lead you to another site of mine -
http://www.purrfectpastimes.com/ - which is the storefront for a crafts business that my sister and I run.
I try to embrace life with a sense of humor, sometimes I succeed. Other times I fall flat on my face. But I've learned over the years that laughter opens doors that would otherwise slam shut, heals instead of hurts, and makes life more bearable all around. And if you can laugh at yourself, you'll never be in danger of taking yourself too seriously. *smile* |
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| Ann
Howell
Ex-pat American whose physical body resides in Montreal, but whose spirit is already in London (where it will be joined by her body in 2008). In the past few years I've survived the loss of my daughter (stillborn), marital and financial crisis, premature menopause, and a sprinkling of depression thrown in for good measure (hardly surprising, I guess). Things are finally starting to look up, though, and the future is looking brighter every day. More importantly, I'm starting to enjoy the present with much more relish than I have been.
Okay, that was all pretty heavy, but I'm in a very philosophical period, so it couldn't be helped. On the lighter side...
What keeps me sane: Chocolate, beer, British TV (e.g. Coronation Street, Little Britain, MonkeyDust, and now Shameless)
What drives me nuts: Whiners, winos, and rhinos in thongs
All I need is: love, a sense of purpose, and lots and lots of chocolate and/or beer and/or Colin Firth
I'd rather be: walking along a hedgerowed lane in Cornwall, on the way to a country pub
Ask me about: geophysics (I probably won't have anything useful to say, but it can't hurt to ask...) |
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| Denise
Joseph
Denise graduated from the University of Olympia with
a PhD in Goddessology, and is the main godess of her own religion:
Deniseism. She accepts offerings and sacrifices on alternate Tuesdays
and Thursdays, and is available to receive daily offerings of fine
chocolate from groveling minions from 9 to 5, 5 days a week.
Daring mortals may attempt to engage in witty banter
with godess Denise, however, those who are unworthy may find themselves
devastated by the godess' sharp tongue.
Denise is available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and
the occasional celestial supernova (requires advanced booking and
2 extra boxes of Godiva).
There are still a few states where Denise is not wanted, and a
handful more she is not wanted in.
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| Barry
Kieffer
Originally from the Murray Hill and Princeton, New Jersey area,
I was relocated to Portland, Oregon some 6 years ago or so. Career-wise,
I am an engineering technician turned technical writer.
I hold an A.A.S. in Electrical Engineering, and a B.S. in Management
Information Systems, with a major in database systems and logic
modeling.
When I am not engaged in my trade as a technical writer, I can
be found studying and working on the art and craft of photography.
When I shoot with color film, I scan the negatives or slides and
print in a digital darkroom. When I shoot with black and white film,
I develop and print in a traditional darkroom.
Age: 30-something plus 10.
Turns-ons: My SO, people left of center, cats,
and photography.
Turn-offs: The stuff inside pumpkins, having my
brain eaten by zombies, cleaning the kitty litter box with my bare
hands, and running out of film.
Family: Wife and a quartet of cats. Although very
crowded, all six of us sleep in the same bed at night.
Insights: Cats have the ability to alter their
body mass while sleeping. My 12 pound cat, while asleep on the bed,
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Larry
Kollar
Age: partly sunny, mid-40s
Height: 6-foot even. Add another inch when I use hair gel. Weight: 200-something, trying to get that first digit down to a "1" Status: Married with children. Teenagers. *shudder*
Hair color: Mostly grey (see above).
Home state: Michigan
Current residence: Planet Georgia
Geek code: GTW d s:+ a+ C++ UB+++ P-(+) L+ !E--- W++ N o K !w-- O? M++ V- PS+ PE- Y PGP->+ t+@ 5 X+ R(++) tv- b+++ DI+ D G e++ h---- r+++ z++++
Education: Started at Michigan Tech in electrical engineering. Got to second-term electromagnetics, decided I didn't want to do that for a living, and switched majors at the end of my junior year. That cost me an extra year in Siberia, but I managed somehow. Now I just learn as I go.
Career: Except for a few months doing ad hoc software development for a local Cromemco dealer, and a few months laid off in 1992, I've been working as a technical writer constantly since September 1982, all of it here on Planet Georgia. Considering a move to video production.
Recurring rant: I'm convinced that technical writing is a dying (or at least seriously ill) profession. People don't want to read, and writers don't want to consider changing the way they do things. (Understandably, since our last big change was the Great Stampede from markup to WYSIWYG word processors, and IMO that has hurt us all -- badly -- in the long run.)
TV: Since Max Headroom went off the air, I've either ignored TV or actively avoided it for the most part.
Movies: I like Michael W. Dean's description of most movies as "stunningly photographed crap." I often end up missing the ones I really want to see, though. The best stuff is timeless (think Three Stooges).
Favorite quote: "If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I decided to get as crude as possible. These days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire to crudeness." -- William Gibson, Johnny Mnemonic
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J. Kolman-Davidson
I have worked in the world of computer software since 1979, as
a software engineer, a technical publications manager, and a senior
technical writer. When I was a software engineer, what I enjoyed
most was user-interface design. As I made the transition to full-time
technical writing, I realized that the documentation was a vital
link between the software and its users, and therefore became the
ultimate user interface.
How I fell into tech writing:
I never really wanted to be a tech writer; I didn't even believe
I could write at all, and I certainly didn't like it.
What I did (and still do) like was shapes, structures, systems,
details, and things that fit together in a way that I seem to be
able to see clearly when other people just sit around baffled...
I also love languages, and words and language in general.
Like many other writers, I had some phenomenal English teachers
in high school, who taught me the rudiments of English grammar and
the structure and history of the language. As I studied French,
and later German, Hebrew, and a number of other Semitic languages,
I saw more and more of the underlying structure of languages and
how words fit together in extremely beautiful and sometimes immensely
complex patterns.
During high school I also delved deeply into my math courses, absorbing
algebra, geometry, logic, trigonometry, and calculus as fast as
I could. Again, I loved the shapes, structures, and patterns I was
seeing. When I went to college, I became a math major, focusing
also on logic and languages (primarily French and German). In my
freshman year I took my first (and only) computer course: numerical
analysis using FORTRAN, on an IBM 1130 with punch cards. Yes, that
was a long time ago.
Something happened during that course that shaped my world view
and has influenced my career ever since...
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| Mike
MacLean
I've started as a technical writer just over
2 years ago. I've since also been a technical communicator and information
developer, all while doing the same job in the same cubicle. I've
worked on telco network management software as well as ATM switches.
I live and work in Ottawa, ON, but I grew up and
hope to return to Prince Edward Island.
Age: ((yesterday +1) + approx 9500)
Favorite movies: GoodFellas, Braveheart, Godfather, Office
Space, stupid comedies (especially Caddyshack and Austin Powers),
anything with Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino or Kevin Spacey.
Favorite Music: Bruce Springsteen, Dave Matthews Band, Hendrix,
Sloan, Stevie Ray Vaughan... I could go on for hours
Motto:
1) Take it easy
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| Jay
Maechtlen
Born, raised, and currently living in SoCal. B.S. in mechanical
engineering, Cal Poly (Pomona, Calif) (graduated while I
was still 30...) one employer for the last 19 years, though (technically)
I have belonged to 3 different companies within the corporate conglomeration.
First techwriting project: manual for a strange piece of
software in 1983 or so, done on strange CP/M machine using Wordstar...
Many other manuals and docs created and mangled over the intervening
years, mostly in Ventura.
Why me? I guess it needed to be done, and I was the one silly enough
to attempt it...
In between creating docs, have done: customer demos (sales
support); customer training; software development (bad fit); machine
installation, test, calibration and adjustment; and attempted anything
else they threw my way.
Officially designated "technical writer" about two years
ago...
Past and occasional interests: hiking, motorcycles (on-highway
mostly), atvs, gardening, cars, science fiction, space travel
Current interests: growing self, helping others, time with
family (wife and daughter), business development
(anyone know what a "monstera" is? they grow and produce
here!) some time I will get a web page up with photos of self, family,
treehouse,
monsteras, etc..
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| Hollie
Rockwell
Who am I? That's a question I ponder on a daily
basis. I'm not sure I'm prepared to answer it fully.
I can, however, tell you what I am. I'm not a technical writer,
at
least not anymore. I may eventually get back into tech writing,
but for
now I'm a Media Specialist for a small company on the west coast
of
Florida. I manage and facilitate the publication of updates to
one very
large web site. I used to be a web developer (ASP, JSP, etc), but
prospects are no longer good in the web development field, and
so I
molded myself to fit the position that would pay me a livable salary.
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. Might as well be me,
I
suppose.
I attended The Ohio State University, which is located in my home
town.
It wasn't a school I chose by any means, but one I knew I could
afford
to put myself through. Some choices we make, and some are made
for us.
In the summer of 1997, I graduated with honors in English Lit.
The
degree has done nearly nothing for me. If I could do it all over
again,
I'd choose something more substantial. Something with a more clearly
defined career path. Architect. Engineer. Developer. These degrees
have meaning and purpose. English. Well, everything requires reading
and writing... it prepares you for everything and nothing.
I am two weeks from my 30th birthday, and I live in Florida with
a
wonderful man who is always too good to me. We have a Golden
Retriever/Rhodesian Ridgeback attention whore named Scout. She's
sweet
and spoiled, and loves nothing more than to sniff everything. We
also
have a pissed Calico cat named Mida (pronounced Me-dah). I've had
Mida
since college, and when she isn't puking on our carpet, she's usually
curled up somewhere snoring.
What I am reading: Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale
What I was reading: Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code (Between Atwood
and
Brown I also read a trashy romance novel. The name escapes me.)
What I am playing: Fallout (Xbox) with my SO (we like games we
can play
together)
What I listen to: Everything from Norah Jones to Blink182 to
Rachmaninov
Last movie I saw: Kill Bill Vol. 2
What I watch on TV: CSI, Deadwood, Significant Others
My favorite alcoholic drink: Flavored Martinis (Apple and Raspberry)
and Gewurztraminer
My favorite non-alcoholic drink: Unsweetened Iced Tea
My web sites: momentarydiversions.com and onlythis.com - both are
in
various stages of development. I've had little time to devote to
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| Mike
Starr
Freelance tech writer (very available for projects... ping me if
you've got any leads for me) and bon vivant from the land of cheese
(Wisconsin). I've joined this list after a significant hiatus from
techwr-l (nice bunch but a little tightly wound if you ask me).
Current project: Looking for a tattoo design to
celebrate mymid-life crisis, something that would be seriously cool
on its own but meaningful to insiders as well.
DOB: April 27, 1951
Education: Associate Degree, Electromechanical
Technology
Associate Degree, Technical Communication
Family: Married to the lovely and talented Sue
for 22 years now (the only part of the wedding festivities that
I actually asked for any choice in was the date. I wanted a date
that would be easy for me to remember... So, we got married on March
15, 1980... like the man said, "Beware the Ides of March".
We never got around to kids.... no particular reason, we just kinda
never were motivated in that direction.
Pets: A delightful Border Collie mix named Cleo;
just lost our cat Rocket the other day... don't know what happened...
he just died all of a sudden. No warning, no symptoms, he just died.
He was with us for 13 years and I'm gonna miss the old guy.
Hobbies: Gosh, let's see.... music, photography,
conversation, people-watching.
Location: The charming and quaint village of Pleasant
Prairie, Wisconsin, halfway between Chicago and Milwaukee.
Employer: Self-employed... freelancer since 1999,
but beginning to worry about the current lack of projects.
Email: mike@writestarr.com
Website: http://www.writestarr.com/
Turn-ons: Back when I was in circulation, any woman
who said she would was a bigtime turnon.
Turn-offs: Again, harkening back to my younger
days, I was such a bundle of hormones that there were no turn-offs.
There's still no "off switch" but the "on switch"
seems to be a little harder to reach.
Favorite TV shows: Duckman, The Simpsons, NYPD
Blue, Law and Order, CSI
Favorite food: I've got what I call my "Death
Row Meal"... the things I'd demand if I were ever on death
row and they asked me what I wanted for my last meal. It would include
egg rolls from the Oriental Inn in beautiful downtown Kenosha (easily
the finest egg rolls I've ever had), a ribeye sandwich from a biker
bar I used to go to on the far north side of Milwaukee when I was
on a project for Ameritech, a "double sausage wit' hot anna
dip" from Jay's Italian Beef on the northwest side of Chicago,
and some of the fresh, hot salt-crust bread with a hint of garlic
from the Dakota Rose steakhouse in Kenosha, all followed by a slice
of Chocolate Decadence from the Village Seafood Buffet at the Rio
Suites in Las Vegas.
Favorite wine: None (there's a really good reason
why).
Favorite beer: I like 'em all; I'm particularly
fond of Grolsch, though.
Favorite coffee: Either a venti double-redeye from
Starbucks or a big mug of my own evil brew.
Favorite albums: "A Song for All Seasons"
Renaissance
"Clear Spot/The Spotlight Kid" Captain Beefheart
"Music for a Darkened Theater" Danny Elfman
Favorite songs: "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"
Ian Dury
"Memo From Turner" Mick Jagger, "The Devil Came From
Kansas" Procol Harum, "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 in C Sharp
Minor" Liszt, performed by Ignace Jan Paderewski, "Lagrima/
T.N.K." 801 (Live), "This Beat Goes On/Switchin' To Glide"
The Kings, "Tom Traubert's Blues" Tom Waits, "Vesti
La Giubba" Placido Domingo, from Pagliacci, "Intro/Sweet
Jane" Lou Reed, from Rock N Roll Animal, "Wells Fargo"
Babe Ruth
Favorite authors: J.P. Donleavy, Kurt Vonnegut
Lawrence Block
Favorite vacation destination: Without question,
Las Vegas... we go there at least once or twice a year.
Motto: "There is not a shred of evidence to
prove that life is serious" - Unknown
Things I'd like to accomplish eventually: No grand
plans... I want to retire to a tarpaper shack with a T-1 line and
just dabble... whatever interests me at the moment, just dabble.
Annoying habits: I'm a habitual pack rat... I keep
accumulating boatloads of stuff. Not only that but in spite of the
warnings and pressure, I smoke and I like it.
"Tobacco is a filthy weed.
I like it.
It serves no ordinary human need.
I like it.
It takes the hair right off your bean.
It's the worst darned stuff I've ever seen.
I like it." -- Unknown
Pet peeves: Crying babies in restaurants, FrameMaker
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Lauren Tariel
Location: Sacramento, CA
DOB: 05/30/why ask? I'll just lie.
Favorite food: Bean and Cheese burritos with chips and salsa.
Favorite beer: Bass.
Hobbies: Working with my dog.
Brushes with Fame: Stayed at Jane Weidland's (Go-Gos
guitarist) house for a weekend; met Rush Limbaugh at a
Christmas party, he complained that Santa Claus got to leave
early but Rush got there late; hung out with Leonard Smith of
the Buffalo Bill's at a bar (I dunno who he is or who the
team is either); and I met Wolfman Jack at a bar and brought
him to my table to hang out with me and my friends, he kept
kissing my cheek and got us free drinks.
Brushes with the Law: Well there's the three arrests, but
only a few hours jail time for two of them, then there's the
time I accidentally outran the police when I circled around a
big rig and exited the freeway instead of just pulling over.
Best Described As: Opinionated smartass who is always right
and will argue that point until the opposition crawls back
under its rock, but otherwise a very likable and entertaining
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| Dan Wise
A little bit of information about Dan Wise.
He was born on July 20, 1934, in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Some have
referred to this as the zenith of his career and the nadir of his
mother's.
He did, however, manage to fool the administration
of Iowa State University, affectionately known to intelligent people
throughout the state as Moo U or Plow Tech, long enough to escape
confinement with a BS in Industrial Administration in his hand and
the clothes on his back. He evaded recapture by hiding in the laundry
room of a Des Moines House of Commercial Affection while the Ladies
in Waiting put a smile on the face of the entire posse.
Later, having undergone a miraculous conversion,
he married his high school sweetie, raised two sons and a daughter,
and rose to a senior position in the tech pubs department of his
long-time employer, who rewarded him for his years of service by
offering him the opportunity to retire with dignity or be kicked
out. He chose early retirement as the honorable thing to do, but
has since re-entered the world of work as a technical editor for
another incredibly gullible firm.
Dan is a master of subterfuge, as evidenced by the
way he conned the University of Alabama at Birmingham into agreeing
to give him an MBA. He also hoodwinked the Society for Technical
Communication into awarding him the honor of being named an Associate
Fellow in 1995.
Dan resides in Homewood, Alabama, and works in Birmingham.
He and his wife of 46 years have the aforementioned three children,
who have blessed them with 8.25 grandchildren.
When asked his career goals, he responded, "I
ain't never done no software manuals, I ain't doin' any now, and
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Amber Young
I'm Amber Young. I live in a very backward part of northeast Pennsylvania with my 2 kids and 2 gay, incestuous cats. I used to be a technical writer--it was my dream job--but life has taken me on a weird path, so now I work for my local chapter of the American Red Cross in the development department. How I got that job and where it may lead me I have no idea, but I really like it. I still get to write for it.
What can I say about myself? Well, I'm 30-something, a little neurotic, very forgetful, and overly independent. I'm also calm, perfectionistic, generous, spiritual, and addicted to dairy products.
My 3 favorite things to do are: eat, sleep, & snuggle with my kids. (If only I could do all 3 at the same time!) My 3 least favorite things to do are: clean, get out of bed in the morning, and good-byes.
I love: scalding hot showers, summer, books, food, being in bed, and Eduard.
I can't stand: bad smells, being cold, messes, cigarettes, football, and politics. |
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